mono_blanco (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mono_blanco) wrote,@ 2005-08-23 18:57:00 |
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Alk-ee-hol.
I've been tapped to participate in tonight's festivities, wherein Crimsonratt and some of his closest get wet-dog drunk on dangerous combinations of mixed drinks and beer. My Old Lady has volunteered to come along, ostensibly to drive my drunk-ass home and keep me from pressing ham at 90 mph down the 118. (This is much safer as a passenger... And no, this isn't a story for another time.)
Her real reason, of course, is to keep Julie, newly-wed wife of Guang (proprietor of the Guangpound, the location of our most debauched drinking rituals and many a game-night) from realizing what a schlub he is when he's drunk off his ass and trying to make sweet-sweet vinyl love to a 6 foot tall blue punching-bag/phallic-symbol. (What are the chances this would happen three times in a week.)
Well, my Old Lady is almost done with her pre-drinking repast of 2 hot dogs and a can of pepsi. That's our cue to exeunt. If I'm conscious by the time we get back from the Guangpound, I'll post something incoherent for your amusement.
Oh, I'll also be recording the whole evening, so hopefully there will be SOMETHING amusing to listen to when I get some time to do some sound editing.
I've been tapped to participate in tonight's festivities, wherein Crimsonratt and some of his closest get wet-dog drunk on dangerous combinations of mixed drinks and beer. My Old Lady has volunteered to come along, ostensibly to drive my drunk-ass home and keep me from pressing ham at 90 mph down the 118. (This is much safer as a passenger... And no, this isn't a story for another time.)
Her real reason, of course, is to keep Julie, newly-wed wife of Guang (proprietor of the Guangpound, the location of our most debauched drinking rituals and many a game-night) from realizing what a schlub he is when he's drunk off his ass and trying to make sweet-sweet vinyl love to a 6 foot tall blue punching-bag/phallic-symbol. (What are the chances this would happen three times in a week.)
Well, my Old Lady is almost done with her pre-drinking repast of 2 hot dogs and a can of pepsi. That's our cue to exeunt. If I'm conscious by the time we get back from the Guangpound, I'll post something incoherent for your amusement.
Oh, I'll also be recording the whole evening, so hopefully there will be SOMETHING amusing to listen to when I get some time to do some sound editing.
