mono_blanco ([info]mono_blanco) wrote,
@ 2007-08-21 15:15:00
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Current location:Work
Current mood: bouncy
Current music:Elastica - Trainspotting Theme
Entry tags:new kid, work

Luchador!
Stumpy (the New Kid) approaches me today, completely out of the blue. Here's how the conversation went.

Stumpy: Hey man. How much you weigh?

Me: [I tell him]*

Stumpy: Hey, I weigh forty more pounds than you.

Me: [Silence]

Stumpy: Wanna wrestle?

Me: [Without hesitation] What, like Vikings?

Stumpy: Hey, I don't know about that. You think I could lift you over my head?

Me: Try after hours?

Stumpy: I would throw you so far. All the way over there. [He points thirty feet away.]

Me: You might want to reconsider that, man: I grab stuff. I might take some of you with me.

Stumpy: [He holds his mewbs protectively.] Yeah, that might not work, then.

Me: [I laugh, trotting off in a random direction that supposedly holds work] Lucha Libre!

Stumpy: Hey, why you gotta go making fun of my culture?


*150 lbs


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[info]mono_blanco
2007-08-22 04:58 pm UTC (link)
My job requires a great deal of bosom fanning, and you'd be surprised how much tittering goes on. Most of it comes from Merc-Girl, who usually begins the tittering process at a quarter till 6:00 PM and doesn't stop until she's out the front door.

On a related note, I really need to upload some pictures to Live Journal. Yesterday Stumpy said I looked like a gay Angel; I was wearing a sheet of protective cloth to keep some caustic ink off my expensive ensemble, so I of course struck a beatific pose... And immediately Papa Feo took a picture.

In fact, I look like an androgynous Angel, but Gay works too.

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[info]melchoir
2007-08-22 07:39 pm UTC (link)
maybe u need to grow a handlebar mustache... then u can cross the gay stereotype into a Swinger stereotype.

And u should probably stop shopping with Graham, the two of u at malls is strangely weird... Even though u r just taking pictures of girls... Still who knows if u are hetreo-ly lusting or gay-ly complaining about their fashion.

And i'm happy that i'm not the only one bring the gay comments!!

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[info]el_pinko_grande
2007-08-22 09:17 pm UTC (link)
No, the handlebar moustache would make him Hypergay, as opposed to merely kinda faggy. At that point, the gayness of Grapheex would become so great that it would actually collapse in upon itself, forming a gay singularity (a fagularity?) from which neither light nor a man's regard for the female form can escape.

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