| Current location: | Work |
| Current mood: |  bouncy |
| Current music: | Elastica - Trainspotting Theme |
| Entry tags: | new kid, work |
Luchador!
Stumpy (the New Kid) approaches me today, completely out of the blue. Here's how the conversation went.
Stumpy: Hey man. How much you weigh?
Me: [I tell him]*
Stumpy: Hey, I weigh forty more pounds than you.
Me: [Silence]
Stumpy: Wanna wrestle?
Me: [Without hesitation] What, like Vikings?
Stumpy: Hey, I don't know about that. You think I could lift you over my head?
Me: Try after hours?
Stumpy: I would throw you so far. All the way over there. [He points thirty feet away.]
Me: You might want to reconsider that, man: I grab stuff. I might take some of you with me.
Stumpy: [He holds his mewbs protectively.] Yeah, that might not work, then.
Me: [I laugh, trotting off in a random direction that supposedly holds work] Lucha Libre!
Stumpy: Hey, why you gotta go making fun of my culture?
*150 lbs
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