mono_blanco ([info]mono_blanco) wrote,
@ 2007-11-16 10:47:00
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Current location:Workalicious
Current mood: sore
Current music:Ted Leo & the Pharmacists - Bridges, Squares

Stumpy, Comic Genius
Stumpy: Hey, Papa Feo, I need to leave early today. I'll do whatever, just I gotta go early.

Papa Feo: Well, you know the standard price for leaving early, right?

Stumpy: Man, why it gotta be all gay and shit? Can't I just bring you my girlfriend and let you fuck her?

Papa Feo: Well, I'd prefer that, but I need payment up front.

Me: Wait, can we go Family Style on her?

Stumpy: Choo-Choo, man, hell yeah!


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[info]el_pinko_grande
2007-11-16 07:20 pm UTC (link)
I suspect that I'm going to be chuckling about that "Choo-choo" bit for the rest of the day. Too bad Stumpy's taste in women is what it is.

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[info]mono_blanco
2007-11-16 07:29 pm UTC (link)
He got a new girlfriend, unfettered by offspring. More-to-the-point, this new one is 17.

I guess that's okay, since he just turned 18; That makes it legal to pimp her out in his own stead for sexual favors, right?

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[info]el_pinko_grande
2007-11-16 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Oh, is Stumpy the one who gave his girlfriend that parasite? I swear, all those people look the same to me.

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