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| Current mood: |  sore |
| Current music: | Ted Leo & the Pharmacists - Bridges, Squares |
Stumpy, Comic Genius
Stumpy: Hey, Papa Feo, I need to leave early today. I'll do whatever, just I gotta go early.
Papa Feo: Well, you know the standard price for leaving early, right?
Stumpy: Man, why it gotta be all gay and shit? Can't I just bring you my girlfriend and let you fuck her?
Papa Feo: Well, I'd prefer that, but I need payment up front.
Me: Wait, can we go Family Style on her?
Stumpy: Choo-Choo, man, hell yeah!
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