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    <title>Alk-ee-hol.</title>
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    <content type="html">I've been tapped to participate in tonight's festivities, wherein Crimsonratt and some of his closest get wet-dog drunk on dangerous combinations of mixed drinks and beer. My Old Lady has volunteered to come along, ostensibly to drive my drunk-ass home and keep me from pressing ham at 90 mph down the 118. (This is much safer as a passenger... And no, this isn't a story for another time.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her real reason, of course, is to keep Julie, newly-wed wife of Guang (proprietor of the Guangpound, the location of our most debauched drinking rituals and many a game-night) from realizing what a schlub he is when he's drunk off his ass and trying to make sweet-sweet vinyl love to a 6 foot tall blue punching-bag/phallic-symbol. (What are the chances this would happen three times in a week.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, my Old Lady is almost done with her pre-drinking repast of 2 hot dogs and a can of pepsi. That's our cue to exeunt. If I'm conscious by the time we get back from the Guangpound, I'll post something incoherent for your amusement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, I'll also be recording the whole evening, so hopefully there will be SOMETHING amusing to listen to when I get some time to do some sound editing.</content>
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